Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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TOP KEK

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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