- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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