What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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