Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

u know whats a crime? rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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