- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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