I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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