- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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