What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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penis in the camel

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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can you touch your toes? no

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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