- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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