Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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