What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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