What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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