how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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the redsox

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Please ignore this statement.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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