- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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