a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Balls

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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