- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

how do you call someone? use a phone

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

The child was fired from his job.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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