- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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