Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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