- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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