- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

u know whats a crime? rape

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