- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Connor is homosexuaI

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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