What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why can't february march Because april may

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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