- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why can't february march Because april may

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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