- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

This is an anti-joke.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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