- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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