- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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