a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Balls

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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