Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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