children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Anti Joke

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