- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Your mother is so fat.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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