- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

White NBA players.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

the economy.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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