Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

I went to school. Then I came home.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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