- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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