what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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what are three short words? i a am

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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