Donald Trump

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

YOLO You only like Oreos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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