Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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This is a joke.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Anti Joke

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