When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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