Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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