Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

if you don't like this you're gay

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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