- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why can't february march Because april may

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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