What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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