Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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