What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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