- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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