- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why was the woman?

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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