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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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