- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A Fat Kenyan

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

hola said the chinese man

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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