- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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