- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

White NBA players.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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