Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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