Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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