- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Roses are flowers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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