A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

William wright is Gay

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

seek beauty

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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