- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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