- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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