- Anti Joke

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"