Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Why? Why Not?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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penis

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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