- Anti Joke

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.