- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

I like poop in my butt

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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