What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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