- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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