- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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