- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

- Helen Keller

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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