How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Once upon a time

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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