Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

pobody's nerfect

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

whats green and lives in the water

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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