- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Obama = ebola

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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