Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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