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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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