An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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