What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

knock knock!? . . No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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