- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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