- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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