- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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