"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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