- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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