- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

thomas!!!!

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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