- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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