Roses are flowers.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Get up Look in the mirror

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A man walks into a bar Ouch

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

hola said the chinese man

Once there was a girl named Andrea

A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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