here's a joke... the american education society

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What would u like to drink?

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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