Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

i committed murder

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

PENIS lol

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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