- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

run farther?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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