What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Boob

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the bible

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Anti Joke

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