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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What has two legs? Half a cat

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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