Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

William wright is Gay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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