- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Adam Chebali has no life

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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