whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

your face is kinda funny

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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