Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What's half of 8? o

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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