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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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