What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Make me famous

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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